Creepy Animals

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Apr 17 2011

Asian Sheepshead Wrasse

Asian Sheepshead Wrasse with big head.

Caution: Wide Load.

We all know the sea is thick with fish. With so many different species, some are bound to be a little unsightly. It’s basically a numbers game, and the Asian Sheepshead Wrasse happens to be a victim of the odds. This fish swims the shallow waters around China, Japan and the Koreas while resembling a very old man. With bulging protrusions on its head and jaw, this is a face only a mother could love.

Asian Sheepshead Wrasse swimming.

Waitaminute. Is that my grandpa swimming in the ocean?

Photo via Arkive

Watch it swim:

Sep 17 2010

Unapologetically Creepy: Cyclocosmia Spider

Cyclocosmia trapdoor spider.

The trap door spider = abomination of mother Earth and scourge of the insect world.

Cyclocosmia trapdoor spider bottom.

Wow. Seriously, Nature? You've really outdone yourself with this spider.

Love strange creatures? Hungry for more? Try this recipe for the creepalicious Cyclocosmia Spider:

Ingredients:
– 1 small size spider
– 1/2 fresh coconut, flesh removed
– 1 large ancient Andean coin
– secrets

Directions: Select a location in the Florida Panhandle. In a large hole, combine ingredients and let sit for awhile. Carefully remove top soil. The Cyclocosmia Spider should be firm to touch and ready to scare the bejesus out of you. Serves 1.

Enjoy!

Feb 22 2010

Unapologetically Creepy: Tongue-eating Parasite

Parasite on fish tongue.

Say hello to my little friend.

If this isn’t a creepy animal, then we may as well close shop. The Tongue-eating Parasite is an absolutely repulsive crustacean that truly lives up to its name. It enters through a fish’s gills, then latches onto the host’s tongue. Once fully secure, the parasite gorges on the blood supply. In due time the tongue shrinks to nothing and the parasite literally replaces it, carrying on as a functioning ‘tongue’. The gluttony continues – with its prime location in the mouth, the parasite continues to consume whatever comes its way, like blood, mucus, foodstuffs. Mmmmm.

Tongue eating parasite in hand.

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Photo via Fishing Fury

Feb 8 2010

Ajolote Lizard

Ajolote lizard.

What is the object in the photo above? Select the correct answer: A) Worm B) Plastic Toy C) Reptile D) Alien

The correct answer is C. Congratulations to all you connoisseurs of creepy! The Ajolote Lizard aka the Mexican Mole Lizard lives mainly underground eating worms and other insects. This reptile can be found only in the Baja California peninsula in Mexico – if you happen to go there on vacation, get to the wild and start overturning rocks and digging lightly around the mesquite.

When you see a long, flesh-colored creature with 2 minuscule arms and a set of pinholes for eyes, you’ll know what it is:

Dec 27 2009

Unapologetically Creepy: Vegetarian Spider

We never thought the words creepy and vegetarian could ever be used in the same sentence in a contextually sound way. But really, this Vegetarian Spider (the only vegetarian spider) is very seriously creepy. The Vegetarian Spider is a species of jumping spider that favors the buds of acacia plants, among other green items in tropical southeastern Mexico and Costa Rica where it lives.

Vegetarian spider with many eyes.

"I spy with my many eyes...vegetables!" - the spider above

Dec 15 2009

Unapologetically Creepy: Star-nosed Mole

Star-nosed Mole.

Smells like creepy.

Imagine: Wolverine-style claws implanted on your XXL paddle-shaped hands, beady eyes buried deep in your matted fur, and…22 fleshy pink tentacles surrounding your nostrils. Sounds creepy? Very. Just a day in the life of the Star-nosed Mole.

Nov 9 2009

Rare: Pink Fairy Armadillo

Pink Fairy Armadillo. And this is why they live underground.

The Pink Fairy Armadillo is one part warm fuzzy, one part cold prickly. The plates of armor-like skin protect this lilliputian armadillo species (~4 inches) against abrasion whilst digging underground, where it spends nearly all of its time. The supremely creepy animal is currently endangered in central Argentina, where it is found.

Oct 23 2009

Unapologetically Creepy: Chinese Giant Salamander

Chinese Giant Salamander held by man.

Ridiculosity.

Slimy things aren’t supposed to be this big. And yet here is the Chinese Giant Salamander, which can reach almost 6 feet in length. If Creepy Animals had a rating system, this would probably hover at 90%.

There is also a Japanese Giant Salamander. Though it is smaller than the Chinese version, it is still an absurdly large amphibian. Watch this snippet:

Oct 18 2009

Unapologetically Creepy: Long-nosed Chimaera

Chimaera with long nose.

I mean…what exactly are we looking at?

In Greek mythology, the chimaera (or chimera) was a fire-breathing monster composed of various animals: a lioness, a snake and a goat. In reality, the chimaera is a deep-sea monster composed of various substances: cartilage, slimy skin and utter creepitude. The Long-nosed Chimaera is the strangest looking one. In fact, we can’t look at this image and not think horrible thoughts. Learn how to get a snake license quickly for any emergency at home on this site.

The long nose contains many sensory nerve endings used to detect small fish in black waters and the spine on its dorsal fin carries venom for defense.

And to make sure you don’t sleep tonight, here is another chimaera named the Elephant Shark – yet another hideous cartilaginous fish with a face that will give you nightmares.

'Elephant shark'. Yet another hideous cartilaginous fish with a face that will give you nightmares.

Oct 5 2009

Unapologetically Creepy: Assassin Spider

Nature is full of bizarre and fascinating creatures, but few are as unapologetically creepy as the Assassin Spider. This aptly named arachnid, also known as the pelican spider or “spider assassin,” is a tiny, ancient predator that lurks in forests across Madagascar, South Africa, and Australia. With a body designed to hunt other spiders, this fascinating arachnid has earned a reputation as one of the most unusual hunters in the spider world.


1. A Unique and Terrifying Appearance

Assassin spiders have evolved some of the strangest physical adaptations in the arachnid world. Their elongated necks and jaw-like appendages (called chelicerae) give them a distinct resemblance to miniature pelicans, leading to their other name, “pelican spiders.” The chelicerae are equipped with powerful pincers that allow them to capture and hold prey at a safe distance. This adaptation not only gives them a ghostly appearance but also serves a vital role in their spider-eat-spider lifestyle.

2. Master Hunters of the Arachnid World

What makes the Assassin Spider particularly fascinating is its hunting behavior. Unlike web-spinning spiders, Assassin Spiders actively seek out their prey, often ambushing other spiders that are up to twice their size. When they locate a target, they strike quickly, piercing their prey with their elongated jaws and injecting venom that immobilizes their victim. This approach is both brutal and effective, and it’s easy to see why they earned their ominous name.

3. Stealth and Precision

Assassin Spiders rely on stealth and precision to capture prey. With keen senses and a seemingly patient demeanor, they move through their forest habitats almost undetected. Their elongated bodies allow them to blend seamlessly into their surroundings, making them difficult to spot even for an experienced observer. Once they set their sights on a spider, they move in quickly and decisively, showing no mercy in their hunt.

4. Evolutionary Anomaly

Scientists believe that Assassin Spiders have been around for over 165 million years, making them living relics of the prehistoric era. Their unique body structure and hunting techniques set them apart from most other spiders, suggesting a distinct evolutionary path that prioritized precision hunting over other survival strategies. Their ancient lineage gives us a rare glimpse into the evolutionary history of arachnids, showcasing a path less traveled in the spider kingdom.

5. Unusual Encounters in the Wild

For those interested in witnessing the Assassin Spider’s hunting techniques, it’s essential to approach them with respect. Although they are not a threat to humans due to their tiny size and reclusive nature, they embody the classic “look but don’t touch” philosophy of the animal kingdom. When handling aggressive spiders in general, experts advise that it’s best to observe from a distance to avoid accidental bites or defensive reactions. Likewise, if you’re ever in the presence of aggressive tarantulas, it’s wise to remember to avoid handling an aggressive tarantula altogether.


6. Preserving a Unique Species

Assassin Spiders are rare and often found only in specific forested habitats, making them vulnerable to habitat loss and environmental changes. Conservation efforts are critical to protect their unique ecosystems, as the loss of these habitats would mean losing one of nature’s most distinctive predators. Conservationists encourage preserving their forest habitats, ensuring that these ancient spiders can continue to thrive and fascinate future generations.

7. Why Are We Drawn to Such Creepy Creatures?

There’s a certain allure to creatures like the Assassin Spider that taps into our fascination with the darker side of nature. With a terrifying design and a lethal hunting style, Assassin Spiders remind us that nature is both beautiful and fearsome. As one of the more extraordinary examples of arachnid adaptation, these spiders hold a permanent place in the pantheon of creepy creatures.


The Assassin Spider is unapologetically creepy, and for fans of nature’s oddities, it’s an absolute gem. With its unique appearance and efficient predation techniques, it stands as a testament to the diversity and ingenuity of evolution. Whether you’re a fan of spiders or simply curious about the stranger inhabitants of our planet, the Assassin Spider is a creature worth learning about—but best appreciated from a respectful distance.

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